Cancel the existential crisis. I know what I’m doing with my life.
I will be the first space hooker.
This was actually first suggested almost a year ago, but I’d forgotten about it until Mitu and I made a highly entertaining visit to the Salvation Army.
Photos to come if we can ever get them off of Mitu’s phone… [Edit: Photo recovered!]
I’m sure I’ll make more money turning space tricks than I ever would have at a respectable job, anyway…